Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
