careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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