Have you finally orgasmed yet?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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