Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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