I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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