I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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