Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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