whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so that wasnt chicken after all
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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