HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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