Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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