I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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