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Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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