the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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