You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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