just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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