so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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