Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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