Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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