Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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