ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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