Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize