it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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