do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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