I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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