never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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