you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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