Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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