yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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