beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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