He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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