he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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