You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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