New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
