chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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