this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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