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Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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