make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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