fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How naked do you want me to be?
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