oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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