can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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