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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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