there was a trapeze. enough said
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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