Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(925): View more from California

A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.

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(219): View more from Indiana

So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.

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(352): View more from Florida

"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.

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