guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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