i jhust puked up my retainher.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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