My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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