my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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