So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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