Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
