This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nicole vs. Life
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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