you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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