im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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