I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's Friday. Sex?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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