I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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